What one person does with an index card while waiting for the coffee to brew in the morning.
Anyone who knows me "knows" that I do not do witty anything while the coffee brews (actually that's while I make my morning latte). It's best just to ignore that you see me in the kitchen unless, of course, you're closely related enough that you give me a kiss on the cheek.
As for conversation, not the best time.
I don't know how she does it.